Saturday, May 22, 2010

How Dare You Felipe Calderon

How dare you come to the White House and hurl insults at us Felipe Calderon!  You insult our immigration laws, yet your immigration laws are more cruel and harsh than what we enforce!  You come to our Capitol as a guest, and you hurl nothing but insults at our border patrols, yet you have no balls to stop drug smuggling terrorists from invading your country and crossing over into ours!  You don't have any sack of beans to give you the courage to go against the drug cartels, do you?  Is the bribe money you get from the cartels the main reason why you let terrorists cross over into the United States through Arizona?  Please tell us why you allow terrorists to cross over the border!  Barf up the beans, el Presidente!  You're being poisoned by the corruption!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Another Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!

It's another "Everybody draw Mohammed Day!"  Since Comedy Central chickened out, here is my Mohammed!  All in the name of free speech!  Now FATWA this!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Elton John Gets Banned In Egypt

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/world-news/elton-john-concert-banned-in-egypt-for-comments-on-gay_100357350.html

Looks like the Muslims didn't take too kindly to Elton John's remarks about Jesus, calling him a gay compassionate man.

In Islam, Jesus is considered a prophet, albeit inferior to their Mohammed, but a prophet.  These folks have decided to cancel all Elton John concerts because of what he said.

I don't blame these guys for doing that.  It looks like Elton stuck something up the wheezers by making such a remark.  OH MY! 

National Day Of Prayer May 6 2010

Every first Thursday in May, we Americans celebrate the National Day of Prayer.  It's a time to think back on just how good God has been to us, and we should be very thankful, and repentant of our own evil doings.  So here is a prayer that Jesus taught:  Luke 11:2-4 "He said to them, 'When you pray, say: "Father, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come.  Give us each day our daily bread. Forgive us our sins, for we also forgive everyone who sins against us.  And lead us not into temptation.'"

Now let us trust God with our lives, and always be thankful that we are alive and well!

HAPPY SINKHOLE DE MAYO!

TODAY IS 5/5, ALSO KNOWN AS "BOYS' DAY" IN THE ASIAN PACIFIC ISLANDERS COMMUNITY.  THE JAPANESE CELEBRATE IT BY RAISING KOI FLAGS TO SYMBOLIZE THE FAMILY...BIGGEST ONE FOR DAD, NEXT BIGGEST FOR MOM, THE THIRD FOR THE FIRSTBORN SON, AND THE REST FOR OTHER SIBLINGS.

UNFORTUNATELY, BOYS' DAY IS OVERSHADOWED BY CINCO DE MAYO, SO IT IS IN A HOLIDAY SINK-HOLE!

HAPPY SINK-HOLE DE MAYO MY FRIENDS!  AND TO MY BUDDAHEAD FRIENDS, HAPPY BOYS' DAY!

BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!