Wednesday, November 25, 2009

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Nancy Pelosi




PELOSI 

It's All In How You Say It
Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy


 

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. 'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies:'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Scotch whisky, the wife cooked me a great meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy.

I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'  



Thursday, November 5, 2009

Michelle Malkin

Who are You Calling Extremist?

Michelle Malkin

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Payback for Jon Corzine

In December 2007, I wrote this blog on the MyFox sites, and it looks like Jon Corzine is getting some payback for his liberal policies in New Jersey!


Jersey Mulehead Abolishes Death Penalty
Dec 26, 2007 | 6:30 PM
Category: Political
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Here's something that will bring joy and happiness to all murderers: the New Jerkey mulehead has decided that all criminals who are on death row should live the rest of their lives in prison without parole...wait a minute; I thought the Death Penalty already had no parole in it! This Jerkey boy decides that these guys can live for a long time, while their victims' families must suffer the agony of not seeing their loved one's killers get the just punishment that they deserve! And while they have to wait to see the demon possessed maniacs die, New Jersey faces the danger that one of these sewer rats can eat a hole to escape, and snuff out more lives! Well there are 2 Johnboys you can thank for this: the head Jerkey boy Governor Jon Corzine, and the American Civil Liberties Usurper John Holdridge. These Jerkey Boys of the Dumb and Dumber kind are bullying the public by allowing these vile vermin to plot a way to sneak out of maximum security prisons. I hope John Walsh goes after these brainless muleheads, and knocks some sense into them, if they have the ability to get some. To get some info about what plans the ACLU has to bring more states on board, you can go to their website, and you'll see their poster boy plastered all over the page.

I say it's time to flush those Jerkey Boyz down the Johns! Goodnight John-Boy! Good night Jon Boy!

What do you think?

And now Corzine has lost to Chris Christie in the midterm elections!  What A Huge Upset.  Oh, and you moonbats, there's a thing called Pepto Bismol on the market; you might want to order barrels of it for comforting your stomachs!

Carville: GOP ‘Gassed Up’; Obamacare in Trouble

Carville: GOP ‘Gassed Up’; Obamacare in Trouble

Oh my! What's making you moonbats shake now?

Elections Endorse Conservative Values

Elections Endorse Conservative Values

Did you hear that MOONBATS?

GOP Sweep Imperils Obamacare

GOP Sweep Imperils Obamacare

HA HA MOONBATS! YOUR JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009